DJ Tay James, did you know that I love you? or were you not aware?
|my english teacher:||your essay isn't very well put together|
|me:||my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations|
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”